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Monday, March 19, 2012

Chicken Jokes

What child doesn't enjoy telling a joke (even if sometimes it makes no sense or just isn't funny)!?!?! Well here are a few chicken jokes for your little ones to learn and these are actually cute!



How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
(In a HEN-velope!)


Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
(Yes, it cracked me up!)


How do chickens bake a cake?
(From scratch!)


What does a mixed-up hen lay?
(Scrambled eggs!)


What does an evil hen lay?
(Deviled eggs!)


Where do tough chickens come from?
(Hard-boiled eggs!)


What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(Foul weather!)


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